I'd rather not watch
Director: Seth Gordon
Writers: Jay Scherick, David Ronn, Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant
Stars: The Rock, Zac Efron, Priyanka Chopra
I am sorry. This is a terrible film and it does not even warrant my time. How should I keep going with nothing to write? I have already summed up the film - TERRIBLE. I dont know how much did this film earn. I am scared to check its Box Office Collection because it does not even deserve a dollar. Forget the bad acting, the cheesy dialogues, the unnecessary penis humour and the terrible plot. This film does not even have half cooked characters. Why is the protagonist the way he is? Why is he so full of himself? Frankly why is every character in this film either a dick, a dickhead or a pair of boobs?
Why lord why? The makers clearly thought it was a pre sold film, banking on the glory behind the name of the film.
Frankly, the only thing good about this film is Priyanka Chopra and how, even in the face of obnoxious direction and amateur screen writing, she manages to create something extra for her character on her own and manages to steal the show in the face of the world’s highest paid actor.
She is the only classy thing about this film and her last dialogue in the movie sums up this entire film's review; “How tacky.”